LIKE A GIRAFFE THROUGH THE ASSHOLE

Have you ever spent time with someone who questions everything you say? It gets old faster than that episode of Futurama when they go into the fountain of aging. Socrates was the guy who just sat around and asked people questions about their beliefs. His followers claim he was trying to change things but I think he was just a dick. What he did was the equivalent of putting his finger an inch from someone’s face and repeatedly say “I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you.” 

I am glad that he got put in his place when they threw him in jail. He might not have deserved to die, but if he was constantly asking the guards questions like he did on the streets I can see why some of them might have been like “hey, drink this, it’s good.”

The weather right now is shitty. 

Delete your last.fm! 

I did. I am less self conscious about what I listen to and I don’t even miss my account. Today my friend asked me what I’ve been listening to lately, before he wouldn’t he would just go on my last.fm and check. That took away a conversation from us. 

Using Twitter is different. It shows your friends the little things you do and can actually strengthen relationships. It opens up conversations by having them show up in one place allowing multiple people to join in and drop out of a continuous conversation.

Last.fm does the opposite because it deters a conversation by covering the ground before hand. Last.fm is self indulgent, to a degree Twitter is too but again it allows people to join in. On Twitter you are really contributing to a global conversation bigger than yourself. Last.fm is a monument to your own superior choice of music. 

Last.fm just sucks. Scrobbing doesn’t always work. Bands usually aren’t where last.fm says they will be. Last.fm is just a way to show off how much music you listen to and how often you see music live. 

Maybe it is just because I don’t really like music that much anymore. I contribute a lot of my loss of love for music to last.fm actually.

tl;dr delete your last.fm

Just set this bad boy as the wallpaper on my phone. Also my first post from the Tumblr app on Android. Fucking woo.

In the search for meaning, desperation sets in allowing the visibility of meaning that isn’t actually there.

Also, David Brooks is annoying. 

Back in school. Time to not be a dumbass.

I am tired as fuck. I have been playing Minecraft all night and it is 3am. So bare with me. This might not make any fucking sense when I read it later. 

We don’t know how the universe started or if/when it will end. If the universe was simple enough for us to understand its existence entirely, it wouldn’t be complicated enough for us to ask the questions:

• What does it mean to be human?
• Where did the universe come from?
• Can something come from nothing?
• et fucking cetra

My point is, the universe is a mystery so get off my dick about it. What I am getting at is that all of these questions and all ideas of meaning are created by man. Therefore, the only meaning they have is useless to the universe. So, stop trying to answer these questions and focus on finding out what the universe wants us to know. Fuck the human condition, what is the universal condition? 

This is a video of me playing QWOP then rage quitting. 

I had 25 spicy nugs today. 

Since when did Skype become a drug dealer?

It doesn’t matter what day of the week it is when you have this many dislikes. 

Fuck I love IHOP. The only part that is international about it is the flags on the glass between tables. 

Also, I took this picture last year sometime. 

You can not deny this song is actually pretty good. Except for the parts with The Game. Which you just lost.

Had 25 spicy/regular nugs today. Feels good.

I saw this on Youtube. I don’t know why I thought it was so funny.